Dear the Reader,
It's been too long. I apologise for not being around. Uni seriously takes its toll on me sometimes. But I'm back and you have me uni free for about 4 months.
People ask me every now and then why I don't drink. The reason is not a complicated one. In fact it is all in this news story from Broome.
When I go riding crocs I'm gonna be sober. I'm not an idiot.
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
Saturday, 29 October 2011
Saturday, 1 October 2011
Public reply to man with road rage in Kogarah
Dear The Reader,
On Friday I was subject to an idiot who thought he could drive. First, he cut me off, almost causing an accident. I came very close to running into the back of his car. He later slammed his breaks on for no reason, at which I gave a friendly toot with my horn. He then attempted to reverse parallel park in a No Parking Zone. He reversed halfway in before stopping, blocking traffic, opened his door, looked at me and started yelling "What's your problem?!?" and other, more offensive phrases.
I decided to wait for the childish reaction to pass before replying. Here is my public reply:
I think you forgot to put your L plates on. Obviously you don't know road and parking rules, and I don't have time to teach you. Pick up some lessons from your local driving instructor.
If, by chance, you actually do have a full licence, I would be having a serious look at the corrupt RTA employees who wrongfully issued it.
In any case, you are a bit of a dickhead. The woman in the front seat didn't look impressed by your attempt at faux masculinity. If she was your partner, hopefully she saw your true side, and either left you or cut your bits off to match your validity of being called a man.
Please take into consideration other drivers next time you get behind the wheel.
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
On Friday I was subject to an idiot who thought he could drive. First, he cut me off, almost causing an accident. I came very close to running into the back of his car. He later slammed his breaks on for no reason, at which I gave a friendly toot with my horn. He then attempted to reverse parallel park in a No Parking Zone. He reversed halfway in before stopping, blocking traffic, opened his door, looked at me and started yelling "What's your problem?!?" and other, more offensive phrases.
I decided to wait for the childish reaction to pass before replying. Here is my public reply:
I think you forgot to put your L plates on. Obviously you don't know road and parking rules, and I don't have time to teach you. Pick up some lessons from your local driving instructor.
If, by chance, you actually do have a full licence, I would be having a serious look at the corrupt RTA employees who wrongfully issued it.
In any case, you are a bit of a dickhead. The woman in the front seat didn't look impressed by your attempt at faux masculinity. If she was your partner, hopefully she saw your true side, and either left you or cut your bits off to match your validity of being called a man.
Please take into consideration other drivers next time you get behind the wheel.
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
Wednesday, 28 September 2011
Narrabeen Lagoon
Dear the Reader,
I went to the Narrabeen Lagoon for a uni assessment. Pictures speak for themselves.
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As you can see this place is beautiful. However it is in danger. Just like almost every other water way in Australia it is subject to erosion and sediment buildup. People are saying to go and have a day trip there before it's gone, because it may very well disappear in our lifetime.
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
I went to the Narrabeen Lagoon for a uni assessment. Pictures speak for themselves.
Photo 1
Photo 2
Photo 3
Photo 4
Photo 5
Photo 6
Photo 7
As you can see this place is beautiful. However it is in danger. Just like almost every other water way in Australia it is subject to erosion and sediment buildup. People are saying to go and have a day trip there before it's gone, because it may very well disappear in our lifetime.
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
Tuesday, 6 September 2011
The most beautiful place on Earth
Dear The Reader
I've recently been talking with people a lot about where the most beautiful place on Earth is. Is it Egypt and its beautiful river and ancient tombs and temples? Could it be the Scottish Highlands and it's green, rolling countryside? Maybe it's Italy and its rich culture and architecture?
I could be biased (and I will be) and say Australia is. Sydney alone has amazing views. I visited my aunty in Concord today, but before visiting I stopped at the head between Exile and Canada Bays and took some quick pics on my phone.
When I got home I found out it was forecast to rain. So I went outside and took this...
And this
Rain may be on it's way, but the Mother Sky is giving us the most beautiful twilight she can.
In conclusion!!! The most beautiful place to me is right here, where I am. There's no place like it. For that reason it also can't be the most beautiful. Look around and find beauty where you are.
For creative literature go to projectjared.wordpress.com
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
I've recently been talking with people a lot about where the most beautiful place on Earth is. Is it Egypt and its beautiful river and ancient tombs and temples? Could it be the Scottish Highlands and it's green, rolling countryside? Maybe it's Italy and its rich culture and architecture?
I could be biased (and I will be) and say Australia is. Sydney alone has amazing views. I visited my aunty in Concord today, but before visiting I stopped at the head between Exile and Canada Bays and took some quick pics on my phone.
When I got home I found out it was forecast to rain. So I went outside and took this...
And this
Rain may be on it's way, but the Mother Sky is giving us the most beautiful twilight she can.
In conclusion!!! The most beautiful place to me is right here, where I am. There's no place like it. For that reason it also can't be the most beautiful. Look around and find beauty where you are.
For creative literature go to projectjared.wordpress.com
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Saturday, 3 September 2011
Drunk Women
Dear The Reader
You know that whole "last night was awesome. I got soooooooo drunk!" thing? I got to experience that from a sober DJ point of view at a birthday party last night. A crowd of stupid drunk, forty-something year old women who wanted what they wanted now.
Now, I'll admit some of those ladies were pretty good looking. But as soon as their eyes drooped and their speech slurred and their steps staggered they were no longer attractive.
But then it got worse. As the night got later women (I refuse to call them ladies) came up and said things like "The birthday girl wants you to skip this song. She doesn't like how it starts." and "Can you play music that doesn't suck?"
Seriously? You just asked for Katy Perry and now you think it sucks?
These women are all that's wrong with the drinking culture. It's almost surprising they didn't start a fight.
The lesson we can all take away from this is don't get drunk. You do stupid things and the sober people end up hating you and hoping you end up getting your stomach pumped.
For creative literature go to projectjared.wordpress.com
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
You know that whole "last night was awesome. I got soooooooo drunk!" thing? I got to experience that from a sober DJ point of view at a birthday party last night. A crowd of stupid drunk, forty-something year old women who wanted what they wanted now.
Now, I'll admit some of those ladies were pretty good looking. But as soon as their eyes drooped and their speech slurred and their steps staggered they were no longer attractive.
But then it got worse. As the night got later women (I refuse to call them ladies) came up and said things like "The birthday girl wants you to skip this song. She doesn't like how it starts." and "Can you play music that doesn't suck?"
Seriously? You just asked for Katy Perry and now you think it sucks?
These women are all that's wrong with the drinking culture. It's almost surprising they didn't start a fight.
The lesson we can all take away from this is don't get drunk. You do stupid things and the sober people end up hating you and hoping you end up getting your stomach pumped.
For creative literature go to projectjared.wordpress.com
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Tuesday, 30 August 2011
M4 crash
Dear The Reader
Today a horrific crash occurred on the M4 in Sydney. A car was forced into the path of an 8 wheel truck, causing a man and a woman to be trapped inside a twisted hunk of metal that used to be their car.
Police are looking for a black and silver car that failed to stop after the crash. If you saw it please call 1800 333 000.
On my drive home from uni today I was appalled at how crap Sydney "drivers" are. Tailgating, changing lanes without indicating, even driving on the wrong side of the road. It is disgusting and should be covered by heavier punishments, especially during peak hour and on the Motorways.
I'm not saying the driver of the black and silver car forced the other driver's direction, but if they did they had better be ready for a long vacation at Long Bay.
For creative literature go to projectjared.wordpress.com
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Today a horrific crash occurred on the M4 in Sydney. A car was forced into the path of an 8 wheel truck, causing a man and a woman to be trapped inside a twisted hunk of metal that used to be their car.
Police are looking for a black and silver car that failed to stop after the crash. If you saw it please call 1800 333 000.
On my drive home from uni today I was appalled at how crap Sydney "drivers" are. Tailgating, changing lanes without indicating, even driving on the wrong side of the road. It is disgusting and should be covered by heavier punishments, especially during peak hour and on the Motorways.
I'm not saying the driver of the black and silver car forced the other driver's direction, but if they did they had better be ready for a long vacation at Long Bay.
For creative literature go to projectjared.wordpress.com
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Thursday, 25 August 2011
Centrelink stereotype
Dear The Reader
I have always had (and seen) the image of the Centrelink client stereotype. They show an extreme entitlement to the money they receive, as if they have managed some incredible feat for it.
Today, I applied for student assistance. I imagined it would take half an hour tops. 95 minutes after the operator finally answered I completed the online application form, only to be told I have to fill out two more forms, get my parents to fill out a third, and take that, with a whole bunch of other stuff, into a branch so I can finish applying. More than two and a half (expected) hours and I may be rejected. It is taking everything within me to stay grateful to the commonwealth of Australia for the assistance they can provide.
So, next time you see a stereotypical Centrelink client, just remember they jump through hoop after bureaucratic hoop every fortnight. The other people who do that are politicians and lawyers, and look at their paycheque afterwards.
I'm still grateful for Australia's welfare system, no matter how frustrating it is.
For creative literature go to projectjared.wordpress.com
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
I have always had (and seen) the image of the Centrelink client stereotype. They show an extreme entitlement to the money they receive, as if they have managed some incredible feat for it.
Today, I applied for student assistance. I imagined it would take half an hour tops. 95 minutes after the operator finally answered I completed the online application form, only to be told I have to fill out two more forms, get my parents to fill out a third, and take that, with a whole bunch of other stuff, into a branch so I can finish applying. More than two and a half (expected) hours and I may be rejected. It is taking everything within me to stay grateful to the commonwealth of Australia for the assistance they can provide.
So, next time you see a stereotypical Centrelink client, just remember they jump through hoop after bureaucratic hoop every fortnight. The other people who do that are politicians and lawyers, and look at their paycheque afterwards.
I'm still grateful for Australia's welfare system, no matter how frustrating it is.
For creative literature go to projectjared.wordpress.com
Educate. Entertain. Inspire.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
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